Letter to an Abstract ExpressionistDear Abstract Expressionist(s), I’m writing to you because I’m afraid you’ve lost your way and are in desperate need of guidance. After...
Things I Saw Inside an Abstract Expressionist PaintingHaving recently made a much-needed visit to the world-renowned museum whose name I’ve forgotten entirely, I compiled a list of the things...
When Friendly Pranks Go Too Far: A Conversation with a Victim of the Salem Witch Trials Bridget Bishop, a one-time resident of Salem Town, has the unfortunate distinction of being the first convicted and executed “witch”...
So You’re Starting a Band and Need a Kick Ass Name?If I remember correctly, John Lennon said that “a band is only as good as their name.” Or was it John Legend who said that? Actually… now...
Leaked Song Titles From The Rolling Stones’s Upcoming AlbumDon’t ask me how because even I don’t know, but I’ve obtained the “official” track listing for The Rolling Stones’s upcoming album....
On Becoming a SommelierWith wine sales and know-it-all-ery on the rise, simply enjoying a relaxing glass of adult grape juice isn’t an option anymore. One must...
Six Stock Book Blurbs for Your Upcoming NovelCongratulations, you’ve written a novel. You’ve experienced the initial rush of epiphany and the flurry of organizing that single idea...